Poem entitled 'May I request an upgrade?' by Me

I love my lungs,
I wish I had three.
Use one to smoke with,
keep the other two free.

RoboCop rarely flies

Originally uploaded by Thinking Fish.

He may be programmed to kick all seven shades of crap, but occasionally even RoboCop has to attend a Gala dinner.

Miami Nice

Sony Ericsson came to iris a while ago and wanted to activate their sponsorship of Tennis by injecting something new to reach a younger audience. So we invented 'Night Tennis' - part tron, part tennis, part club. Got some nice USA today coverage too. I went down to Miami for a few days with large amounts of cash to pay off the cops and hung out. Just got back feeling a little battered and bruised. Video copyright adonis0322

Getting high with Jamiroqui

Apologies, but this event deserves a posting. We (iris) hosted a gig for our client Sony Ericsson and signed Jay Kay for a gig at 35,000 feet. We had 200 guests and the dudes from the Guiness Book of Records on the plane who awarded him the World Record for the Highest gig ever. After landing we had a further 700 party people for the full-on show in the hanger. We pimped out the plane and airport with graphics and put lights in the overhead lockers. Respect to the London iris crew... next time, invite me you little fukkaz! Video copyright of 'sdw33'

If you've seen the film, you'll know what I mean

Originally uploaded by Thinking Fish.

Google hates me!

I'm gonna have to send apologies and flowers to Yahoo
Originally uploaded by Thinking Fish.

What can I say. I dumped my beloved Yahoo for the new excitement of Google. Sure Yahoo and I had a long history and I didn't leave without serious consideration. But at the end of the day, Google just showed me more, sooner!

Now it's come to this...

"Martin, what effect has working in the industry had on you?"

"...Well, my mouse hand's a little sore"
Originally uploaded by Thinking Fish.